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Despite the attentions of the Tax Office and the Serious Fraud Squad, El-Cojones continue to inflict their unique brand of ‘musical entertainment’ on the public, their reputation spreading across Devon like galloping herpes. Laughing off all attempts to either civilise or educate them they still rely on alcohol and fart gags to get through the night, occasionally bursting into vaguely recognisable songs by The Stones, Joe Cocker and other old-timers. Original members Dick Scratcher,   JY Kelly, Hugh Garse and Dick Cheese have now been joined by Johnny Stinkfinger, (half Navajo Indian, half Tiverton road sweeper), who brings a wealth of experience to the band, having carried equipment for many of the top bands in the area over the years. His unique dress sense combined with a refreshingly new approach to time keeping ensures that Cojones maintain the low standards they have fought to attain.
 

Loud, rude and great fun, El-Cojones continue to astonish everyone (including themselves) with their popularity. Book ‘em, or we’ll send Dick round to tell jokes at you.

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Red Dick! Good job he’s got J Y Kelly

Red Dick!
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