The NME said "They sound like Jimmy Page and Frank Sinatra - sadly, Frank couldn't play guitar and Jimmy can't sing for sh**." The two members of legendary band EL-COJONES have been driven by poverty and a deep hatred of the public to inflict their brand of entertainment on any audience who can be chained down long enough. Surprising everyone with their popularity and delighting lawyers with their slanderous and crude banter (as recently barred from the Jolly Sailor in Teignmouth, please ask about the joke of the Teignmouth girl and a bowling ball), they continue to go from strength to strength. Come along and join in the regular tunes such as " Can you guess what this one is meant to be?" Soon to be appearing at a Magistrates Court near you.

Bug Zappa well what can I say, a man of legendary talent and moustache, the unique collection of charity shop clothes and repository for faulty electrical equipment, that is Bug Zappa. He can normally be found making crackling noises and masquerading as a bass player at the back of an El-Cojones gig, but now his various skills with the musical saw, kazoo and stuffed badger can come to the fore, whistling through his moustache or eating the remains of his lunch off it.
As for dick well?.