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Dick Cheese
Sax
Who ever said ‘old saxophone players never die they always smell like that’ was spot on here.
Dick another original member of El-Cojones is the soul of the band (as opposed to the guitar player who Is the asshole of the band)
As a young man he realised he had a talent for the mouthpiece following a blowback whilst siphoning petrol from a friend's cortina.
The scrooge of private parties and affectionately known as "Vampire the Buffet Stealer", Dick will not play weddings or parties unless he can have a pork pie on a stick and a brandy with the top off during the break.
For the ladies, when Dick blows that horn there's never a dry pair of knickers in the building.
Please note that for the more romantic of you, this guy can breathe through his ears.
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