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Dick Scratcher
Vocals
There's only one Dick (sorry ladies).
Dick is the bands enigmatic frontman who sounds remarkably like Joe Cocker (having a shit).
During the winter months Dick works as a Canadian seal clubber and all this gives him a big appetite for groupies.
In this area Dick can be quite fussy, his preferences being anything female with a pulse and his idea of the ultimate woman is one who gets out the bath for a piss.
Dick came into music late in life this is glaringly obvious by the insults throw at him during the bands gigs by J Y Kelly the guitar player and the drumsticks throw at him by Betty Bondage the drummer.
In the sixties P J Proby was famous for ripping his trousers on stage, in this century Dick is famous for dropping his guts on stage!.
Easily recognisable off stage Dick, is always happy to meet and greet the bands followers, please beware though at a recent encounter with a reporter he was heard to say, whilst giving a warm handshake 'excuse the wet hand mate I've just been for a piss'.
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