Apple does it again!

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them

• An Aussie stock man and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.
  
  He said, 'We're on our honeymoon so we need a nice room with a good, strong bed.’
  
  The clerk winked, 'You want the Bridal?'
  
  The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied, ‘Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.’

Subject: ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX ?

The following is a list of the correct insurance companies for sex .........

SEX with your wife - Legal & General

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone - Direct line

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

SEX in a hurry- Insure & Go

SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life

SEX with a transvestite - Confused . com

SEX with some one different - Go compare . com

SEX with an animal - Compare the Meerkat . com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat - sheila's Wheels

SEX with an o.a.p - Saga

SEX with a posh bird - Privilege . com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union

Where do you keep your beer?

This one needs no explanation!

And the local Chinese restaurant is called the HONG CUP!

Heres one for the Guys

Spot the Ball

HOW TO HYPNOTIZE A MAN AND KEEP HIM ENTERTAINED FOR HOURS ON END:-

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